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A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and believing that everything it does is morally justified.
Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AA3.... America's Army 3????"
(2 months later)
Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"
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Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.
I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.
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The same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.
GIMME SUM FUCKIN CARMEL DELIGHTS OR I'LL KILL EVERY MOTHER FUCKEER IN THIS ROOM! THER'es GONNA Be blooOd all over the ciling and little girls heead s In flAming FlayMezz flying across the room shooting guts oUT!
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The wall that is set to be built along the United States and Mexican border. It's primary goal is to stop illegal immigration.
The wall is going to be huge. -President Donald j. Trump.
The great wall of america is a wonder of The new world.
In the Game of Rape, The Capt. America Card, or Captain, is the King of Hearts. His awesomeness is unsurpassed. The Captain has the power to perform a Rape Combo on any card, albeit it is considered bad form to play the Captain on the SC Card (He has standards, afterall).
The Captain is also an integral part in the coveted Caledonia Combo.
SHA-ZAM! The Captain has owned you bitch! Try to Dave me will ya!
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An ongoing rivalry between the most idiotic dregs of English and American society. No matter how the argument begins, it generally amounts to misinformed/biased historical citations and ridiculously stereotypical insults being thrown back and forth between both parties. It is more often than not an exercise in which everyone openly displays their narcissism and ignorance while releasing pent up aggression that would be better focused toward the government official or representatives responsible for the political offense rather than "Random American/English Citizen #1,035."
In other words, a colossal waste of time that gives haters an excuse to hate and further deepens the misunderstandings/cultural boundaries between the two supposedly allied nations.
Hey, did you see that topic about England vs America? They all sound like ass holes.
Some common arguments in England vs America: "I'm not a Brit! You're a Yank!" "My country saved your country so HA." "Because you're a ___ you're obviously ___, ___, ___ and ___ so I hate you and anyone like you! Now, respect my opinions and nationality. >:(" "<ANYTHING regarding WWII or the American Revolution>"
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Thumbs down, Thumbs up, or whatever you want, but at leat hear me out first.----------
The country located between Mexico (to the south) and Canada (to the north).
Most people hate the USA for being imperfect, but they fail to see the TRUE America
1) Not everyone here is an obnoxious prick. There are some acctually informed and nice people here, as well as assholes, just like in EVERY OTHER COUNTRY.
2) Of course we are proud to be American, but that doesn't mean we are arrogant. If you are not proud of your country, then why do you live there?
3)Not every American is diebetic and fat, so shut the fuck up.
4)Yea, we know that some countries dislike us, we also know that we have allies as well. And we DO know that there are other countries that exist beyond the USA. Were not as retarded as you think.
5)We know our government is not perfect
6) Unfortunately, most people judge us before they even know us
Now before you get upset, im not saying there os no country that understands the USA
The United States of America is home to the largest Naval Base in the world, in Norfolk, Virginia. And also the oldest constitutuion that is still in effet today.
Most Non-Americans: Say, are you American?
Non-Ignorant American: Yes.
Most Non-Americans: I can smell the arrogance and hamburgers on you from here! Get away from me----
American: I honestly have no response to that :|
***I am proud to be american, as you are proud to be whatever nationality you come from.
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