Person 4

Due to the fact that people commonly use only 2 dudes in their definitions, person 4 is just like person 3, but even more lonely

Person 1: Hey man, hows Jessica?
Person 2: Great! We went to the cinema yesterday.
Person 3: Guys... Please... Pay attention to me...
Person 4: *cries in a corner*

A good person

a good person likes ducks, doesn't poor, says "bone app the tits" often, is a true queen, and doesn't disrespect people's music taste (except for country music)

"my best friend loves ducks"
"are they a good person"
"duh. they like ducks!"

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personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

pocket personality

A pocket personality (plural: personalities) is a person who has a cult following, as in a cult of personality, while having a relatively small amount of fame or notoriety.

The rise of social media has created many a pocket personality who wield their userbase as an extension of themselves with the intent to create drama and increase personal clout.

getting personal

You say "getting personal", when you just had a normal conversation, and someone starts saying very specific things, that are probably connected to their life.

I need some advice, what makes someone a bad person?

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When they have a bitch face, brown hair, and leaves you on read.

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Did you just describe your ex-girlfriend? This is *getting personal*.

Immunity Person

Someone who never gets sick

I am an immunity person

Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..

Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420”
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”