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When you finish a Tv show on netflix and you don't know what to do with your life. Mostly happens after netflix bindging
"dude i just finished the show the 100 on netflix and I'm suffering from some severe Netflix depression"
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Hair Depression is when a Woman’s hair isn't done and looks a mess. This is where the depression starts to kick in which results in mood swings, insecurity, and maybe a few tears. There's a saying "Hair Depression is Real", and a lot of Women experience this very often. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc. When a women hair is done, they typically feel brand new and starts acting different.
For Example:
I'm not leaving the house until I get my hair done.
I'm so fucking ugly, without my hair done...Omg I'm so depressed.
Hair Depression is so freaking Real, I need my hair done ASAP.
Boyfriend: Oh, so you get your hair done and start acting different feeling yourself and shit.
Her: Boy Duhhh, New Wig WHO DIS.....
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a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.
Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.
The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.
(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ
Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”
Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)
The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.
First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.
If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.
Mom: How are you doing?
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
The feeling of sadness experienced after expecting original content but then encountering a repost.
"Hey, look at this funny picture from 9gag!"
"Dude, you're giving me repostpartum depression."