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To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.
Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
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Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.
Tim: Wow. This food is great!
James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.
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the part of a womans ass that hangs out of her home made jean shorts. the part that is the lower inside portion of the ass cheek just above the crease.
I'd love a piece of the keister cake on that thing.
She said, " can you see my Keister Cakes in these home made jean shorts".
I hope I can find someone serving up some home made Keister Cakes at the county fair.
Damn girl i didnt know you were selling Keister Cakes.
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Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.
“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.
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A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.
Girl 1: Did you see him? He's so hot
Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally in the cake squad
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the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus
Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*
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the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure
i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good
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