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person 0

canonically a god in the urban dictionary universe

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation

by kelpp October 6, 2023


Orange person

A person that hasn't been in your life long but makes you feel like you are so special to them, they are incredibly kindhearted and don't know how amazing they are

You're my orange person

by Softiecoloursgirl September 5, 2023


Man Person

A man who is a person. Could be a superhero, I mean, it has "Man" in the name. Guess he'd have the power of a person.

Man: You heard of the new superhero "Man Person"?
Person: Who's that?
Man: A man with the power of a person.
Person: Wow, sounds boring.

by ManusManDude March 29, 2022


Person 69420

How can you even get a conversation this far?..

Person 1: “hey do you ever wonder if there’s an infinite amount of people used for these conversations?”
Person 2: “most likely, but I look forward to meeting person 69420
Person 69420: “you called?”
Person 2: “YOOOOO IT’S HIM! DO YOU SMOKE WEED”
Person 69420: “no. I’m just an average guy that is on this planet minding my own fucking business, and coincidentally my name is person 69420. I’m not a badass who smokes weed and hook up with girls all the time.”
Person 2: “damn bro, I never thought about that..”
Person 69420: “THAT’S BECAUSE I HOOK UP WITH GUYS ON APRIL 20TH AT 4:20AM SUCKER”
Person 1: “dear reader, I have gone insane and I would like to be removed from this conversation.”

by YourLocalEnemy August 12, 2022


Mid Personality

Someone who has neither a good or bad personality. Right in the middle, mediocre.

She has a mid personality.

by Uchicagoscholar2 June 1, 2023


getting personal

You say "getting personal", when you just had a normal conversation, and someone starts saying very specific things, that are probably connected to their life.

I need some advice, what makes someone a bad person?

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When they have a bitch face, brown hair, and leaves you on read.

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Did you just describe your ex-girlfriend? This is *getting personal*.

by prisonpepper August 18, 2021


Immunity Person

Someone who never gets sick

I am an immunity person

by Kiki_diki June 4, 2019