Yeah, she's got a Muff Cabbage, I almost got lost in there when I was punchin it in.
John: Hey man what's a Muff Cabbage?
Tom: A what?
Guido: Yo man! it's a Jersey thing!
John and Tom:What's does it mean?
Guido: It's a jersey thing
John and Tom: -____-
Muff cabbage has no real meaning behind it. It was created by South Park in order to make the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode more ridiculous.
This was originated in South Park's Season 14 Episode 9.
Yo, get ya dirty muff cabbage outta here ya garbage!
Rotten, dirty, stinking vagina trash.
Zach was pure muff cabbage today.