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Someone who are the greatest of all time at deep throat.
Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat
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The Arabian Goats Eye is a cock ring with a goats eye attached around it for extra pleasure.
Have 1,001 Arabian orgasms! Soak the Goats Eye in warm water 5 minutes before sex and place around the shaft. During erection the ring will tighten itself and with each thrust the fine hairs will stimulate the clitoris and the opening to the vagina.
The pressure of the Goats Eye can also help maintain erections. Size of an orgasm!
Jonathan placed the goats eye over his rock hard penis and began instering his member into his parner (a random homeless man found on the streets of Leeds, UK). His partner chuckled with delite as the goats eye tickled his tender rectum before he screamed and Jon released his creamy load over his partners sweating back.
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A place in Boulder Colorado where men can frolic around free from oppressive women.
"Hey man, you going to the goat house tonight?"
"Yeah dude, gotta get my frolic on!"
"We're meeting up at the goat house before going to the creek".
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to take the sweat from your balls and gooch and wipe it on some poor dumbasses face. focus on mouth and nose.
kirk neville pissed me off so i goat cheezed his ass!
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Bitch! Go feed your dirty goat!
My dirty goat is so hungry it might eat the whole neighborhood.
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When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain
Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed
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When a woman performing oral sex makes a wierd noice whilst being choked
Throat goating - nice to hear you throat goating
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