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A show who's host must be on some kind of mind altering substance. Sneaks up behind animals and wrestles them down. He has a very thick austrailian accent. Is not famous for using common sense.
Doctor: Steve, what happened?
Steve Irwin: Well, I was staring a spitting cobra in the face. And get this, The little bugger spit a huge glob of venom in my eye!
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The numb feeling that is acquired when an individual sits in one place for too long. Usually accomplished by hunters.
Melinda thought she had lost circulation of blood in her butt, Carl told her that it was just a serious case of hunter's butt. Tough luck.
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A person who seeks an alternative psychoneurological remedy or relaxation method by means of seeking kind, friendly, young, lovable, and beautiful opposite sex companions who tend to provide generous, loving, and harmonious hospitality, service, and friendship, while other means of such remedy or relaxation are considered ineffective or insufficient. This is one good way to clear your head or take matters into your own hands without applying negative factors, such as force, violence, etc.
A male angel hunter usually hunts female angels, whereas a female angel hunter usually hunts male angels.
This weekend, I will go to a party and hunt some nice young attractive angels who will also attend.
An Angel Hunter totally differs from a stalker, in which a stalker applies force, violence, fear, intimidation, and threats toward his or her victims; whereas an angel hunter does not apply any of these negative factors at all.
How you can hunt angels is that you have to meet them face-to-face and have a nice, friendly conversation with them, and they will act like as if they know you pretty well. Make sure that the angel has not only nice beauty, but also a good moral character. When you meet angels, do not use force, violence, or anything like that, otherwise your angel hunting will not be approved or considered. Also, make sure that those women (or men, if it's a female angel hunter) are not rude to you or give you any negative attitude; if they do, then they are NOT considered angels.
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Someone who constantly acuses people of being gay to hopefully one day find a gay partner
"I always knew Tom was gay, he was being a gay hunter and would always question if people were gay or not."
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A man who specifically targets cougars as the object of his sexual desire. A cougar hunter is not to be confused with a cougar hawk as he does not posses the refinement nor does he achieve the success of the cougar hawk. He is the the apprentice to the cougar hawk master.
That cougar hunter Bill has potential, he got a number out of that mountain lion but that cougar totally burned him.
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A girl that has gone out with/ has had sex with one guy after another, and has no plans of stopping the hunt. (Note:Not to be confused with Cougar).
Person 1: Dude, did you hear that that one girl is with another guy?
Person 2: What!? Wasn't she already with 10 other guys already, AND had sex with all of them?
Person 1: Yeah, she must be a serious Head Hunter.
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Wanna be hunters who lack all skill as hunters. They drive around looking in fields for any game they can shoot. They will usually drive and stop by land that other people are currently hunting looking for something that they are not seeing, and potentially scaring off any game that the real hunters are going after. When they do see game that they can illegally take, they jump out of their vehicles, shoot the game, grab it and put it into their vehicle and drive away. They give bad names to real hungers as road hunters lack all skill as hunters
We could have gotten that deer up there, but thanks to that gutless road hunter, the lazy prick scared off the deer.
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