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An insult to many who love the Jose Cuervo beverages and as a result act like arrogant jerks who are better than everyone else because it's the most expensinve that minimun wage can buy.
Guy 1: "Man, look at that loser at the bar."
Guy 2: "Yea, check out his drink."
Guy 3: "What a Jose Queervo!"
hes pretty good at soccer and hes number 6...hes also pretty tall for his age and has quite poofy hair
A total mindfuck. they can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds, it’s confusing. But when you look into his deep set eyes, they seem to melt away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad it almost feels wrong. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find one, don't let him go. They are sensitive and can sometimes let his feelings get the better of him. He’s super loyal and once he finds a friend, they’re stuck with him forever! Always there for you and will never let you go no matter how they feel. They mostly walk away when pushed away, but they are understanding and will always answer back yet won’t be so easily available. Very protective of the ones he loves/cares for but doesn’t show that side of him too often since it can be scary when provoked. they are subtle but obvious when you figure out the trail of randomness. Gets pressured a lot and if anyone won't realize it, then someone has has too before they drain themselves out. He would be your weird best friend. When hurt, they may never tell you and might go into hiding to heal on their own since they feel they are tough on their own. Sometimes when they disappear, you wonder if they will ever come back, and sometimes you see them in public but it turns out not to be them
friend 1: Have you seen Jose Hugo? It’s been so long since I last heard of them
friend 2: Lol, same! he’s prolly skipping time somewhere, he’ll be fine.
jose refugio is so beautiful but so hurt. he uses his trauma as an excuse to hurt people and refuses to change. he plays baseball and does well in school all while being but 5’8. he has zero aspirations for his life because he pity’s himself. he will ghost and love bonb you but you won’t be able to resist him because he cares about you and makes it known. he has no friends but is always with his siblings. he loves one ginger latina but she had to go so he could heal. hopefully he did.
“i miss jose refugio”
“NO. GIRL HE WAS HORRIBLE FOR YOU.”
she is good in studies and is a snitch and says that she cares for them
she dont know how to behave with others so she can get friends
the people with that name all mostly short
A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante