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Means when you are ready to lose your temper
You are about to get on my last nerve if you keep asking stupid questions.
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When you roll a dead body over and air escapes out of the body’s rectum.
I rolled a dead guy over one time and the guy queefed right in my face.
Oh dang dude he gave you the dead mans last laugh.
A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.
Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"
Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"
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Barack Obama's last name is....
Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀
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A "stage name", if you will. The rockers usually use this so that fans everywhere will know them by something a bit more catchy than their real names.
Mike Dirnt. His real name is Mike Pritchard, but Dirnt is a name you will remember more easily. So, Dirnt is his "punk rock last name."
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BASED ON THE EXTREMELY POPULAR AMERICAN CARTOON AVATAR: THE LAST AIR BENDER. HOWEVER THIS MOVIE WAS AN UTTER DISGRACE TO THE AVATAR SERIES! THE ACTING WAS HORRIBLE AND THE CHARACTERS NAMES WEREN'T PRONOUNCED CORRECTLY (despite the fact that the cartoon was AMERICAN so there was no need for any change in pronunciation). THEY HAD THE ACTORS DOING UNNECESSARY DANCE MOVES AND WASTED A LOT OF MONEY ON EXTRA SCENES NO ONE WANTED TO SEE INSTEAD OF THE SCENES WE WANTED TO SEE!
EX: ABOUT SIX EARTH BENDERS DID A COMPLEX STEP TO THROW A ROCK AT A FIRE BENDER.
-UNNECESSARY!!!!
1. FOR THOSE OF YOU TRUE AVATAR DIE HARD'S THIS MOVIE WILL PISS YOU OFF!
2. FOR THOSE JUST WANTING TO SEE IT FOR THE ACTION THE FIGHTING SCENES SUCK!
3. FOR THOSE STUPID ENOUGH TO WANNA WASTE MONEY ON IT WAIT TILL IT COMES OUT ON BLOCKBUSTER EXPRESS!
'AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER: THE MOVIE' WAS A WASTE OF LIFE AND MONEY! DO NOT WATCH IT!
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A popular practice used to determine who out of a group of people will carry out an unpopular task - if such an issue becomes contested, someone must call out "Last one to faint!" and all those present must pretend to faint. The last person to do so must do the chore (for example), even if they don't know the rules.
Barnaby: Ouccchh... who's gonna tell Chrissy he's not invited to the party?
Krispin: Last one to faint!
All: Ahhhhhhh BRUNO!
Bruno: Aww man!
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