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A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.
C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
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A Place and park In Rockford, MI under 10 Mile Road Where skaters smoke pot, weed, etc and sell it and fights there too.
Kyle "Hey dude, wanna know a good place to smoke pot and see fights"
Chris "where"
Kyle "Under The 10 Mile Bridge" In rockford.
Chris "sweet"
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Charles and Judy are members of the half mile under club.
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Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.
"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"
"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"
"O ryt. What a noob"
a funny saying, as quoted by E. Normus Johnson that states that he would walk 5,280 feet for a piece of pussy
E. Normus:I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile.
Random guy: Me too, E, Me too...
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when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.
angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!
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guy#1: i went on a trip to hawaii met this chick and went to the minus mile high club
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