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Nonce’s Pocket

A person who’s being groomed by a nonce

Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket

by jodielovesthesesh November 9, 2018


door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad

mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”

by mcjvis June 11, 2024


stroaky nonce

a big dirty pedophile

fuck off you stroaky nonce

by top_shagger February 25, 2021


National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

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bus nonce

A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.

Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.

by BanterKingCunt March 31, 2024


Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019


batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win

My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared

by Batty nonce March 14, 2018