A person who’s being groomed by a nonce
Babe, you’re practically a nonce’s pocket
a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad
“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”
A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.
In need air National nonce capture day
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A phrase used in the UK describing someone who is unhealthily infatuated with a Bus.
Look at that bus nonce taking photos of the buses.
A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action
I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter
State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!
What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce
When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared