The worst part of NJ. Literally the slum of our precious east coast state. North jersey is overrun by factories, grime, new yorkians, and Yankees fans.
North jersey likes to say thereβre better than South Jersey, but we all know that is not true. North Jersey is home to the Vinnies, Paulβs, Mikes, and Brads.
Their shore (not beach you fucktard) is terrible compared to their southern brother. They call a Hoagie a sub, donβt have as many WaWas, and dare to watch the Jets during football season.
I once ran into a North Jerseyian named Vinnie while in Norway. He was so obnoxious and rude that i had to apologize to the Norwegian couple he was terrorizing.
Fuck North Jersey. Go Birds, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers
Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah what the hell is that?
Person 1: oh, itβs just vinnie.
Person 2: who?
Person 1: that asshole guy from North Jersey
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Man, fuck North Dakota, all they have is nothing and racism.
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When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.
I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.
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A chaguanas north person is 1 of a player/hoe as these children only goes to school for man/woman and like to waste their parents good money on fancy bags that cud hold nothing and shoes that cud buss wen it hit water.
But never the less some chag north people are attention seekers as all they do is take ppl man since they cant find their own. And other chag north children like to go to skl to hug n kiss up in d back.
*dont get yourself a Chag North bf/gf or is level horn*
A chaguanas north peraon is not to be trusted
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A nickname for Canada. Mostly used in the Canadian hip hop scene. Also the name of a Canadian hip hop label "Nasty North Records"
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A kickass little village on the outskirts of Brockvegas where all the drunken rednecks host their backyard BBQ's/Demolition durbys
*Phone rings*
guy 1: "Hello?"
guy 2: "hey man, I'm piss drunk, crashed my truck, i can't find my clothes and its
-43.."
guy 1: "So you're in North Augusta? I'll be there soon"
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