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North jersey

The worst part of NJ. Literally the slum of our precious east coast state. North jersey is overrun by factories, grime, new yorkians, and Yankees fans.

North jersey likes to say there’re better than South Jersey, but we all know that is not true. North Jersey is home to the Vinnies, Paul’s, Mikes, and Brads.

Their shore (not beach you fucktard) is terrible compared to their southern brother. They call a Hoagie a sub, don’t have as many WaWas, and dare to watch the Jets during football season.

I once ran into a North Jerseyian named Vinnie while in Norway. He was so obnoxious and rude that i had to apologize to the Norwegian couple he was terrorizing.

Fuck North Jersey. Go Birds, Phillies, Sixers, and Flyers

Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah what the hell is that?
Person 1: oh, it’s just vinnie.
Person 2: who?
Person 1: that asshole guy from North Jersey

by bruhimtired17 April 12, 2019

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north korea

just another mistake

mistakes of you mean north korea

by litkid96 March 2, 2018

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North Dakota

The worst Dakota.

Man, fuck North Dakota, all they have is nothing and racism.

by Casandshail September 18, 2020

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North Pole

When your dick freezes in the middle of sex.

I had a North Pole last night, never have sex in the snow.

by Hemeroid McGee December 25, 2016

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chaguanas north

A chaguanas north person is 1 of a player/hoe as these children only goes to school for man/woman and like to waste their parents good money on fancy bags that cud hold nothing and shoes that cud buss wen it hit water.
But never the less some chag north people are attention seekers as all they do is take ppl man since they cant find their own. And other chag north children like to go to skl to hug n kiss up in d back.

*dont get yourself a Chag North bf/gf or is level horn*

A chaguanas north peraon is not to be trusted

by S.Maharaj April 9, 2018

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Nasty North

A nickname for Canada. Mostly used in the Canadian hip hop scene. Also the name of a Canadian hip hop label "Nasty North Records"

"Im from the Nasty North"

by CDKTO February 18, 2009

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North Augusta

A kickass little village on the outskirts of Brockvegas where all the drunken rednecks host their backyard BBQ's/Demolition durbys

*Phone rings*
guy 1: "Hello?"
guy 2: "hey man, I'm piss drunk, crashed my truck, i can't find my clothes and its
-43.."
guy 1: "So you're in North Augusta? I'll be there soon"

by BJ Woodbegood January 25, 2009

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