Pissed Craterson

The art of being so drunk that you get chucked out of the same club every single time you go, followed by pushing local residents bins over on the way home.

Shaznay, warning Heather: "don't get too batterama that you turn Pissed Craterson, I'm not staying with you if you're going to be banging your fists against the floor crying because the bouncers kicked you out."

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text pissing

To text via cell phone in the midst of using a urinal or toilet.

“Oi! Text pissing is banned from this toilet. Alright, love?”

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Piece of piss

A job or task which should require little or no physical exertion in order to complete.
(Mainly used by the trades when assuring the apprentice that the job is easy (it often isn't.))

Just bang that up there then your done, it's a piece of piss mate.

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piss test

when you randomly have to piss in a small cup to test for pot heads and tweakers.

Beth: "wat up my nig, you wanna smoke this purple kush?! i just bought an eighth!"

Salley:" hell no! i gotta go see my p.o. today. She gonna gimmie one of them piss tests..."

Beth: "damn"

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Pissing hole

(NOUN) An old word for the toilet.
(VERB) A person who is very drunk.

Tudor man: I REALLY need the toilet!!
Other tudor guy: Theres a pissing hole down the street.

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Dicky Piss

Layers of piss stains hardened over time, found under a toilet seat. Put there from a male's piss splashes.

G-"I love cleaning toilets."

J- "I used to love it. But now I hate it, Nick's dicky piss is all over the place and it fucking blows to clean now"

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Piss Wrinkle

A piss wrinkle is another name for a vagina, pussy, coochie, ect. Its the wrinkle or an opening between a girls legs where she pees out of or uses for sex.

"Omg my piss wrinkle is so sweaty!!!"
"Do you want some of this piss wrinkle?"
"Eat my fucking piss wrinkle!"

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