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Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

by billy bob joe111 November 5, 2010

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dome status

refering to a girl whom, by appearance, is not fuckable but she is still worthy of performing oral sex

That girl at the club was straight dome status.

Is Ray's new girl fuckable or just dome status?

Credit to Soloman

by czphi May 23, 2008

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zombie status

the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.

You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.

by DGAFn December 29, 2011

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Status Seeker

Someone that is rich and likes to show it, just for status

Ronaldo spent a fortune on suits at an exclusive shop just to show that what he's wearing it's unique,he's such an status seeker!

by Kadalyn May 7, 2009

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Baller Status

Baller status is all about looking, smelling, and acting fresh.
You're clothes have to all fit appropriately, and you must spritz yourself with cologne at least every 60 minutes.
Unless you are smoking weed, in which case you should immediately spritz after you've roached the fatty blunt. And you have to flirt with every girl you talk to, with out meaning to.

Oh shit, I gotta get baller status, so I can talk to her.

by Crack Rabbit 606 January 23, 2011

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Status Troll

I dont feel like defining it, but reviewers make one.

I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down

1a. Noun

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. Noun

A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.

A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.

Example: Someone on facebook who hates on every status I post, is a status troll

by FerdRamos September 2, 2009

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Corn Status

When a woman is so hot you would eat the corn pieces out of her crap.

Dude, that chick is corn status.

by Smooth_Operator March 28, 2005

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