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Your bladder.
Come's from the thought that you can hold two cups before you explode.
Random Person #1: OMG, where's the bathroom? My two cups are full!
Random Person #2: TMI! Third dor on the left.
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while you are fucking a girl in the vagina you take your balls and work them into the anus at the same time.
i was fucking this girl and slipped two in the trunk.
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A stupid person, originally from Ireland now living in Boston. A Two-Boater is an Irishman who set sail for Boston but landed in Nova Scotia (or Newfoundland) and it took 10 years to realize the error, thus requiring a second boat trip to reach the final destination. In Boston hierarchy, there are "Lace Curtain" Irish (rich), "Shanty" Irish (working class), and "Two-Boaters" (morons, idiots, etc.).
"Your brother is an idiot - he must have some Two-Boater in him"
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A person, (usually a girl,) who has two totally different personalities. They could be your friend when nobody else is around but be your worst enemy when others are around to judge.
Me:Hi!
Ariel:Hi!
Ariel:So when can you come over?
Me:IDK, I think-
Nicole:HAY ARIEL!!!
Ariel:OMGG HI!!!
Me:So I think 4:00 on Sunday would be good.
Ariel:Huh?
Me:The time I can come over...
Ariel:UM, I NEVER SAID THAT.....
Nicole:Go away you slut, Ariel and ME are talking right now!
Ariel:Ya, go away, this is important!
Me:FINE, you two-faced bitch!
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term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?
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A bad hangover which results in 2 days of hell. The first day is gone and a complete blur. The second is the traditional hung over day.
My friends from college came up, drank until 4 in the morning and the debauchery resulted in a two-dayer from hell. I was fired on monday and wasn't told until Tuesday, which I thought was monday.
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