Mudd Shark

White woman only dates black guys. Always wearing a track suit or velour sweatsuit.

Sarah always rides up in her velour sweatsuit waiting on Jimmy's black ass looking like a mudd shark.

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Shark nest

An attractive person

"Dude, there's no such thing as a shark nest."
"Yet I stand before you!"

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loan shark

A lone shark is a person who will make you a lone but charge you a high amount on intrest, and if you cant pay then you better run. A lone shark is often a banker.

Man 1: I cant pay up on that loan you gave me.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.

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shark butt

When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles

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Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.

I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.

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shark-face

Someone with a pointy face. His chin and his forehead are far back compared to his nose. Those people are always very ugly and no one likes them. At school, they are rejects.

Gab: He look its Jacob!
Éric: Its a shark-face!
Both: singing Jaws theme song.

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Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.

Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’

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