When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.
We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.
The word used by older people when referring to children
I was walking around the mall yesterday and i couldn't get past this big group of tree gremlins
An attractive charming man ,who is kind and generous ,extremely inteligent although i think he would prefer to appear daft as to not be bothered with the solving of opp ,he is tall as a tree and strong like an oak ,it is rumored that horses are hung like kiwi trees . he has the heart of a wise child and the mind of an engineer genius , he can fix anything even a broken heart . sometimes hard to understand because of his foreigner ways and extremely thick kiwi accent , a friend to all none the less ......
Your car is in need of some tlc ,take it to the kiwi tree. He fix .....
A side chick.
Basically when your married and have a girlfriend on the side.
Other related expressions can be a crocodile in the woods or a bird in a bus
A-Hey mate I just spent a rocking night with my bunny in a tree
B- That's awesome man but don't tell your wife.
When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
There's a tree in the meadow
With a stream drifting by
And carved upon that tree I see
"I love you till I die"
I will always remember
The love in your eye
The day you carved upon that tree
"I love you till I die"
But further on down lovers' lane
A silhouette I see
I know you're kissing someone else
I wish that it were me
By that tree in the meadow
My thoughts always lie
And wherever you go, you'll always know
I love you till I die
A Tree in the Meadow