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Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.

Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.

by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012


Wiggle the Weasel

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010


Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty

I just hit a bumble weasel

by Callum Strang January 1, 2021


Stream Weasel

One who saves money by cutting out cable but mooches off of others streaming services without reciprocating.

Can you believe that stream weasel brags about saving tons of money but then asks if he can have my login for Disney plus?

by RoboWeasel June 4, 2021


foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"

matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!

by spacemunkey May 6, 2008


Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009


Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020