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To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .
Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.
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When a man farts into a girl's butt causing the "wind" to travel through her insides and out her mouth in the form of a disgustingly stinky burp. Her mouth then smells like a fat, hairy guy's ass for 2-6 hours depending upon her penchant for hygiene.
This is often done in Windsor (Canadian city right outside of Detroit, MI) as everything in Canada is ass backwards and dirty...
I don't know whether this girl I met ate a pig's ass for breakfast or she ran to the bathroom and got a WINDSOR WIND TUNNEL from some dude...Her breath is nasty!
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5 words in that order create the ultimate environmental friendly human being...
EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Everyone: Go Planet.
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
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to give me a cheap thrill that is not genuine, e.g. by flattering me or telling me something you think I want to hear
"Stop trying to blow wind up my skirt." "I really think you are amazing at this. I'm not just blowing wind up your skirt." "That doesn't blow wind up my skirt." (that doesn't really thrill me)
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When someone/something is running around all silly or crazy
Mum to kid running around "You Got wind up ya bum!"
The cats got wind up its bum!
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It’s when ur friend falls down the stairs and u both laugh even tho she’s wheezing
Getting the wind knocked out of you
“OMG ARE U OK“
“ya I just got the wind knocked out of me lmfao”
While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis
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Jon's signature move
If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind