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A sexual act in which the woman puts ink around her vagina so that when the man (or another woman) pleasures her orally, he gets a ring around his mouth resembling Tim McGraw's facial hair. The act is only completed once the man puts on a cowboy hat and boots. He must then sing a Tim McGraw song.
Jeremiah's girlfriend made him do the Tim McGraw, and he subsequently died of ink poisoning.
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to be annoyed in many ways when you talk
today i accidently pulled a tim monday
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When you put a stool directly in front of the toilet then proceed to hover your ass over the toilet and drop heat.
"I brought the stool in their bathroom and pulled a Tim Hightower."
or
"I went 4 for 4 on the Tim Hightower"
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Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet
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Tim means you have a little dick.
Hey Bob. I wish my boyfriend did not have a tiny Tim.
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someone who is more in love with their biceps than anything else in the world. They thinks they are players but tims are in fact the opposite. Hide from tims. Lock your doors. Once you've been touched by a tim you'll never be the same again.
girl 1: who's that?
girl 2: ewww he's such a tim, get him away from me
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