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when ewwwy goey liquid drips from the mushroom head. delicious!
i cant believe that Carl had such a bad case of tip drip. but it tasted great!!!
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An advice you didn't need, coming from a person who thinks he is better than you.
This can often be related to video games.
In a game of Dota/HoN/LoL
Mortane: dude your K/D is terrible, if you keep dying get some more HP
honrockzers87: ... I would if I could save up some gold...
Walroz: lol Mortane, pro tip!
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1. the tip of a bud of high quality marijuana, the most potent part of thhe bud.
Save those scrumptious nug tips for last.
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Brilliant British advert where monkeys drove cars, drank tea, and went about in costumes.
Extremely popular, and talked daily around Britain for monthes while supping tea and cakes.
Company found it was "un-popular", so replaced with a bunch of plasticine birds. Bollocks.
Geordie pigeon. aight man whit ye dain to me creeb? Ill do ye i will!
Posh owl. Fuck off you gormless flying rat.
Geordie Pigeon. Righto.
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When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.
This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.
"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."
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A person who lives like a rat, dirty, skavanges for food and drinks, gets wasted a lot.
That Sarah, she's a farking tip rat!
What a tip rat!
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When you put money in a stripper's underwear.
That stripper just humped your leg, if you don't start camel tipping her, she won't come back over here.
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