Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.

Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.

tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

Living tired

Being tired day after day non stop just over the edge done with life and it's bullshit but to strong to take the easy way out

I am living tired. My friend asked me how I felt and I responded living tired.

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

tire slayer

Any vehicle with enough power to waste the excess rubber on the tires.

That truck is a tire slayer, it spins and smokes the tire forever.

Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.