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Commod-titties

An attractive set of boobs of high value that belong to a girl who is not very attractive.

She's a butterface, but those commod-titties sure do make up for it!

by Dumpology November 10, 2010

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Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.

Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!

by Jellubuiscuit July 17, 2013


titty cow

Slang for big breasted females.

"Damn, That Girl Is a titty cow!"

by WhereIsMo November 12, 2017


Titty Prison

1. An alternate name for a bra, usually C-cup or larger. The wiring, the mesh, the wing, the side seam and the cup keep the best part of her trapped inside like being imprisoned

2. A manmade cage for a ladies undergarments

Alexie got home from work late, and couldn't wait to get her "titty prison" off .

Tinashe was on a zoom meeting and forgot her "titty prison" that morning, now there are too many side chats with her co workers

by @The Hojer January 5, 2021


Titty clinger

Men’s Lacoste shirt or other clingy knit shirt for men. The material makes any shirt form fitting in a manner that enhances ‘moobies

I’m changing shirts when I get home. This one is a Class A titty clinger

by Randy1nc July 7, 2018


Freckle Titties

Common trait associated with aging women (not necessarily related to the MC1R Gene) where freckles develop around their bosom region. This is can be a correlation the particular female is approaching, in, or around Menopause, and/or her internal clock is ticking. However, freckles can also be caused by other factors such as genetically through MC1R.

“Wow, that girl is smokin’ hot!”

“Wait a sec bud! She has freckle titties! She’s not as young as you think.”

by Bob D. Bomb April 3, 2015


titty blaster

When a robot lady shower her boobies and then guns come out and shoot you.

DAMN BRUH, look at the titty blasters on her!!!!!!!!!

by BigDick159 December 15, 2017