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An extremely handsome country singer with an amazing voice. He has two albums out (Chris Young and The Man I Want to Be). His third album, Neon, will be released sometime in the summer of 2011.
Brittany: Have you heard the song "Tomorrow?"
Tiffany: Yeah. Who sings it?
Brittany: Chris Young.
One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
Synonym for loser. Epitome of rock bottom. Playing dragon games all day while sucking dragon dick.
Look at that loser over there! Oh my word bru, what a Chris-Jan!
Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.
Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.
Guitarist in Death Cab For Cutie
Chriswalla, Chriswalla, Chriswalla.
Chris Walla is pretty hot.
A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.
Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now
Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris
Karen: oh...
To slap someone's electronic device onto the floor.
"Man, you just Chris mccoyed that guy!"