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A condition involving someone who has given oral sex to a guy, and ejaculate shooting down the wrong pipe, getting stuck in the person's throat. Days later, with the spooge mass still lodged in the throat, the person panics, forgetting the blowjob, and believing the mass to be some kind of infection or inflammation. This poor soul can't afford healthcare, and for some reason fears the E.R., so he is left trolling the internet, begging for free medication to treat the phantom infection, generally hamming it up with sob stories about having no friends and being walked out on by everyone in his life.
This is loosely based on the life of Lord Rick, a "paranormal investigator", who is constantly whining and crying over such things happening to him. Check his Myspace blog if you need verification.
Hey, did you hear about Steve? He blew a sailor the other night and now he's got Lord Rick Neck! What a moron.
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Rick Ware Racing is a garbage NASCAR team with garbage cars and garbage drivers.
Kids, Rick Ware Racing ain’t right.
causing catastrophic events disruptly all over the place in a wave of un-controlled impulsive energy, someone who is accident-prone
Becky : Dam , i love this song..."sh*T" i just spilt kool-aid all over the place
Chris : Ya.. especially the keyboard part.. way to go, ya just pulled a Rick James!
Rick the door technician is the hardest boss in Star Wars: Jedi survivor, actually he is the strongest character in all of fiction.
person 1: I was playing Elden ring and suddenly a boss appeared named "Rick the door technician" he ran up to me and i died instantly
person 2: same thing happened to me! I was playing minecraft though.
person 3: same thing happened to me in fortnite!
person 1: SHUT THE #### UP
person 2: SHUT THE #### UP
Only intense Rick and Morty fans use this when they are afraid to swear
Person 1: wow you really know nothing about Rick and Morty
Person 2: I dont care suck my Rick
Person 1: Man he had a big dick!
Person 2: You got a long dick rick.
You hear “ Never gonna give you up “ when it’s not even playing you’ve been rick rolled to much lmao
Guy 1: “ HELP ME OH GOD HELP “
Guy 2: “ Seems you got Rick Astly Syndrome “