keeber toast

Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.

"You want a piece of keeber toast Dustin? My girl really enjoyed that delicacy last night."

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Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!

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Toasting a marshmallow

When you're spooning with your partner and they fart on your dick causing you to get an erection.

While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.

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Bat on toast

Something Chinese people love to eat

Chinese kid: mum what’s for dinner

Mum: your favourite meal of course

Chinese kid : no way !we are having bat on toast! I love bat on toast it’s all most as good as dog sandwiches

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Melba toast

You think you're unique and hip, but you're really just a dry cracker.

Dude, he's such a Melba toast

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Bush is toast

A rallying cry for liberals, mostly the moonbats from Democratic Underground, refering to imaginary scandals that they fantasize will bring down the Bush administration. Unfortunately for them, they are doomed to failure because the contrived "scandals" are either debunked, exist wholly within their imagination, or are over issues so petty and insignificant that the Mainstream Media never picks up on them. This leads to great consternation and periods of deep depression in liberals which cause them to lie in bed in a darkened room for days at a time until the next "Bush is toast" imaginary scandal breaks out and the cycle starts anew. The liberal never learns from past mistakes and is doomed to have his/her hopes shot down once again. The phenomena is sometimes compared to the "Peanuts" cartoon wherein Lucy bades Charlie Brown kick the football she is holding, only to snatch it out of the way at the last moment causing Charlie to fall flat. No matter how many times she does it, Charlie always falls for it, never learning. It is thus with liberals and their "Bush is toast" dreams.

Liberal: "Dan Rather has a memo that proves GWB didn't fulfill his duties in the Texas Air National Guard. Bush is toast!"

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macarena on toast

usually used as a term to desrcibe a situation which is banging- off the chain my homie

dazzy b: that party was macarena on toast
lafonda: narc mate

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