twitter-pated

Originating from WALT DISNEY'S BAMBIE-The feeling your new girlfriend has when you first start going out and before she loses interest in you and doesnt want to talk about things apon finding out that she's moving to a different state. She will then find a new man behind your back who can supply her with a much better long distance relationship and find that he makes her much more twitter-pated than you did. she is then NO LONGER TWITTER-PATED by you. (SEE ALSO: horny, indecicive, unwilling, secretive)

"I got really twitter-pated when that hot guy drove buy with his nice car."
"Yesterday i felt really twitter-pated by him, but not today."
"Hmmm. I was twitter-pated when i first saw you but not now that i've gotten to know that you arent perfect..."

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twitter virgin

someone who has never signed up on the twitter site or experienced a twitter phase

-Have you joined twitter yet?
-Nah, man. I'm still a twitter virgin

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Twitter bomb

The act of posting one tweet after another, thus filling up your followers feed.

Jack just twitter bombed my feed. He posted seven tweets right in a row about the same damn thing.

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Twitter Thug

Donald Trump

We elected a dumb ass twitter thug for president.

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Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

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Twitter twat

A person that has zero followers @ twitter.

* Hey yo! How many followers do you have?
- None:S
* You're a twitter twat!

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off the twitter

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

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