its ur mother
give her a hug<3
tell her how much you love her
person 1: hey dude hows ur mom
person 2: oh shes good
person 1: nice
A comeback to almost anything you can say
Chelsea: What did you do last night
Jordan:Ur mom
Ur mom:A comeback to basically anything,an insult to your female guardian/parental figure
Michael:I hate basketball
Carl:I hate your mom
Bully:your ugly
Carl:ur mom
A way to annoy someone or to win any argument
"ur ugly"
"no u"
"reverse card"
"Oh well... Ur mom"
"ugh"
a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs
ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine
Valid roast😍✊use when someone says anything really(stay slutty my friends)
E.g “omg what is the thing dripping” youd say…”your mom”
A very funny and shit way of responding to your idiotic friends
Person 1: guess what I did last night?
Person 2: IDK
Person 1: I Went To The Pub
Person 2: And I Went To Ur Mom