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Virgin Jizzbomb
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!
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1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.
Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.
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Losing your Virtual Virginity (also known as "Double 'V'" or "V V") means to masturbate and orgasm while watching the opposite gender's sexual parts through an online video call. This applies to both female and male. Only virtually online. Not in real life.
Hey Bob have you lost your virtual virginity yet? "Yeah, last night, Susan let me jack off while watching her rub herself in a skype session online and I cummed"
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The first food that you eat after brushing your teeth
OMG, that PB&J totally took my mouth virginity!
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at which point, a person spends the greater part of the evening in the bathroom as a result of alcohol intoxication. Sometimes found with their head inside the toilet bowl, after their first night of binge drinking. A large percent of people experience this during college.
“I found Nick this morning, passed out in the bath tub. It looks like he lost his drunken virginity last night.”
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A person who has never hooked up before
He a hookup virgin
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#1 your internet getting capped even without a fair use policy due to actually using your connection
#2 to experience lag, disconnects and or packet loss while using the internet
Christoph: WTF is this lag?!?!?! omfg gonna kill myself
Rhino: rofl nice beak m8 have u been uploading again???
Christoph : only like 1 file ffs
Rhino: lmfao get virgin media'd
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