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A person who has never hooked up before
He a hookup virgin
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Virgin Jizzbomb
An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream
A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom
It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex
Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!
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One who has had some but very little sexual contact with another person. Coined by F. C. Ware.
Yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he's been living with his mother for the last 15 years. He's not really a virgin, but he's an erstwhile virgin.
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1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.
Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.
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Audio Virgin, is a man or woman who has listened up to a certain point, music that has conveyed no emotion to the listener. These people have either decided to keep an emotional distance or have experienced something that hinders all emotion. To lose an audio virginity is to find one song, that in spite of everything up till that point moves you in the way you never moved before. It usually leaves you laying on the carpet panting covered in sweat. Its gets to a point that it almost looks like seizuring. So dont go with a 5 minute song, start with a smaller one. After losing said virginity, all music of the same genre will move you, whether it be bassboundin in your car or glitchin in the kitchen. Unlike sex, losing an Audio Virginity is best done with a close friend. For support reasons plus it makes for an excellent ice breaker. Another thing about audio virginity is thats its best lossed with a maximum volume. It will hurt, you will bleed, but when it's over you turn it off make some breakfast and it won't hurt as bad next time. A filthy bass song is recommended, it just kinda sets some standards for the next times. Just A side note, you cannot get ATI's (Audio Transmitted Infections)
Girl 1: Here, lets put on these headphones.
Girl 2: What, Why?
Girl 1: Today, we lose the audio virginities.
Girl 2: Alright lets go.
(Plays Track)
Girl 1: AW MY GAHD!
Girl 2: YES! YES! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Girl 1: (Pulling on cord) PULL IT OUT! PULL IT OUT!
Girl 2: Be strong! it will be over soon!
(Tracks ends)
Girl 1: *panting* What just happened?
Girl 2: We did it. It's Over, It's done!
Girl 1: I`m glad to be with you, here at the end of all things innocent...
Girl 2: Likewise, now get out of my house, my husbands coming home and I need to shower...
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#1 your internet getting capped even without a fair use policy due to actually using your connection
#2 to experience lag, disconnects and or packet loss while using the internet
Christoph: WTF is this lag?!?!?! omfg gonna kill myself
Rhino: rofl nice beak m8 have u been uploading again???
Christoph : only like 1 file ffs
Rhino: lmfao get virgin media'd
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A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.
"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."
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