man-wagon

A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.

Look at that Dodge Magnum man-wagon parked in front of Banana Republic.

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covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.

The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.

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wangin wagon

P-Winzor of all other vehicles in Logan County, jealous jews often make fun of its large seating capacity which often is filled with their moms. Other jews however like to hate on the wing and wang, they however do not have vehicles of their own, and have to ride the "cheese" wagon. Therefore they use a wagon too.

The wangin wagon p-winz joo !

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Smoke that Skin Wagon

A euphemism for fellatio. A twist of the phrase, "Skin that smoke wagon," from the movie "Tombstone."

The movie had one very steamy scene where she asked him if he wanted her to smoke that skin wagon.

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Paddy Wagon Bitch

A big, annoying , Ugly ass Fat girl that's a hater.

Redd is such a paddy wagon bitch!

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Velvet patty wagon

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.

My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

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station-wagon Sunday

The Sunday before college starts where parents drive their station wagons up to the college to help their kids move in and prepare for college life. Station wagons are the only car they can fit all their kid's stuff in.

Billy: Do there seem to be an exponentially high amount of station wagons parked around campus today?

John: Yeah man, where have you been? School starts tomorrow... it's station-wagon Sunday.