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Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."
Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."
*20 years later*
Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"
Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"
MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"
Son: "My mom lied to me"
On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.
Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.
the act of making out with another human being. but in code
hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)
when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one
Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war
Kinda like star wars but with dildos
I saw two lesbians play dildo wars
Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.
(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)
When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War