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A war in which meets one of the following criteria:
1. Is between two simps
2. A Death of an important simp sparked the war
3. The Simp population has been whipped out substantially
Guy 1: Whoa you think a simp war will happen
Guy 2: I don’t know
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On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.
Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.
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the act of making out with another human being. but in code
hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)
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when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one
Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war
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Kinda like star wars but with dildos
I saw two lesbians play dildo wars
Someone who is brave, tough, has great senses (eyesight, hearing, smell, touch, and taste), and has quick reflexes all combined into one well built, athletic body. Warhorses can also be stronger than the average person, and they can also be very sexy. Warhorses are usually lone wolves, they don't talk to people much, but when they do, they can give you a load of useful information.
Man, that guy is such a war horse! He got hit by a car and he's still walking!
Look at that amazing girl! her reflexes are so fast that she can dodge almost anything! She must be a war horse!
Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.