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When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
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A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.
Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again
When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
Palling street ball as a kid when i wanted to give up my turn to throw or kick off to my group of friends i'd say, " Jackpot watermelon"
Jackpot: if u catch its your turn to throw or kick the ball.
Watermelon: even if the ball touches the ground its your turn if u retrieve the ball.
Duh
Before i threw the ball i yelled "Jackpot watermelon!" Cuz i wanted to give some other kids a turn. Add up enough Points to have a turn at throwing/kicking the ball. But no one can catch today. Im jerry fucking rice bitches.
The green machine skin for pathfinder from the game apex legends where he is shown to have a green and light pink metal body
Watermelon boi!!!
This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"
When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.
YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)