washing machine thing is when your step sis or step mom gets stuck in the washer/dryer and you fuck them
Step mom: hey son, can you get me out of the washer
Step son: Sure mom let me just poke you in your ass with this thing
Step mom: ok is it the washing machine thing
Step son: YES
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Common phrase used by Londoners to describe something that usually only occurs in London. Typical of something or someone from London.
ie. Scott Garcia's garage song its a london thing.
Camden Market etc.
Could relate to numerous areas, or fashions or TV programmes like Made In Chelsea etc.
All A London Thing!
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A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.
You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...
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Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.
"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.
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Out performing some one with out much effort. Completely destroying the opponent
John will spit on David like it aint no thing.
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To Speed Up The Process Of An Activity
Boys We Are Driving At 20miles/hr,We Really Need To Coke Things/It Up.
Why Are You Taking So Much Time To Think..? Coke Things/It Up Man.
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what happens when a tiny Asian woman eats too many oysters
Dude, she ate like 46 dozen oysters... must be a veral thing
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