Woman Temper

Woman Temper is used to describe someone very Hot-Headed or someone with a short temper.
"Why is it called Woman Temper?" Because of how a woman gets when she's on her period. Another woman that can be used as an example of Woman Temper is modern-day women (gen z/millennials) that get mad at anything.

John: "I was playing Call of Duty last night and this guy that was trash kept trying to kill me; So I obviously killed him every time he came at me. Eventually, he yelled at me and told me to kill myself."
Josh: "Sounds like he had a bad case of Woman Temper."

Squid woman

Some fat guy (or woman idk) who drinks the corpses of children and then goes home to have a smoothie. S(he) is manly as well.

Ew it’s squid woman yuk how manky

woman weaver

A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.

Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.

explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.

"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"

Day woman

A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.

Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!

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salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

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womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.

Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.

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