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Knotted up ass hairs around the rosebud aka the bunghole. Found among the very hairy and/or the unclean.
That flithy prostitute had the worst rose briars.
I need to pluck my rose briars. They are getting full.
Rachel is smoking hot. But you would never know her wooly ass is full of rose briars.
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A Ruby Rose is a one in a million. She is the girl you SHOULD be worried about. She is the girl in your boyfriend's dreams. Ruby Rose is the kind of girl you take to Italy on a date to eat pasta; she is the kind of girl who farts on her instagram story and wafts the smell away with her loud, infectious laugh; she's the kind of girl who will be eating a bag of crisps unapologetically and you won't be able to stop staring at her until she looks up and you'll say something like 'you're so unpredictable'. Her big brown eyes scream 'YOLO' at you and you immediately forget all your troubles.
To put it plainly, life is more colourful and wild with a Ruby Rose around.
I haven't cried in a week because I've been with Ruby Rose.
I'm a bad bitch, Ruby Rose told me so.
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An enflamed hemorhoid.
Joe could hardly use the cheap, one-ply office toilet paper because his rose bud was so tender.
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A badass fucking song by Lil Skies.
Guy 1: Yo man, have you heard Red Roses by lil Skies? Guy 2: Yeah man, that shit is fucking litty titty dude!
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a big Deuchebag, doesn't know when to quit! a shame to guns and roses and music in general, yet the band would not be as good without him
Slash, Duff, Izzy and Matt Should Axl Rose in the ass
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a talentless high pitched skanky looking fag that is in the right place at the right time.
that fart sounded just like axl rose!
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a gun used in defense of love.
He used his gun to protect his family.
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