Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
An absolute chad that takes pride in acting like he doesn't know anyone. Probably captain of the lacrosse team and probably slept with your mom.
"That guy is so hot, an absolute Nardy Wilson!"
proposed gubernatorial-lieutenant gubernatorial ticket proposed by SC political consultants for Alan Wilson and Jordan Thomas Cooper
Wilson-Cooper 2026 will be the first racially diverse gubernatorial ticket in SC history.
To all those ass grab and fake ass niggars out there when you speak to me you better look me in the eyes and actually mean what you speaking to me don't f****** try to freeball it because you won't mean s*** and I won't think your s*** to me
Oh hey it is Drew Wilson
On november 6th every year is olivia wilson day a certain someone named landon totten has to ask her out on this day or else he'll get bad luck for 30 years
"hey landon did you know its olivia wilson day"
landon: " oh shit i gotta ask that bitch out"
An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls
Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”