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Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles
I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.
you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb”
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Methamphetamine that has been produced, trafficked and or distributed by biker gangs.
"Where's Gilligan at? I haven't seen him in a few days"
"Oh, he's on a serious bender right now. Bought some Biker Crank and has been going sicko mode ever since, he's practically a brain-dead goblin boy now"
Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy
Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere
Pokey bum wank
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Posh wank
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Asphixi wank
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Cry and a wank
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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……