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the literal definition of perfection. the most amazing girlfriend you’re ever going to have. literally nobody beats her
me: damn, izzy deans is perfect
them: she sure is
Being a “dean stone” means you have this strange ability to arouse both men and women with your tv reporter hair and turkey teeth fashion without the actual teeth….. yet. You can also leap a fat scran in a single bound when people around you gain weight by aimply looking at your food.
Chad said “Look at that turkey teeth scouser “,
Brad replied “nah bro he doesnt have the teeth, he’s defo a dean stone, id rim that whilst he eats a chicken kebab and undercooked sweet potato fries”
Chad responded “ i feel lole im getting fatter watching him eat it “
A faggot that has sex with a fat/ugly girl (Meagan) and cannot get anyone one else.
Damn bro you ain’t get no good pussy, you’re a dean stone.
-I did something wrong-
Teacher: Who broke the window
Me: DEAN DID IT
Dean:-_-
When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.
Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.
When you tuck your baby dick and shit covered balls between your pudgy legs and get tiddy fucked in a low level dungeon with 3 desks and a fucking retard beating his dick off the room next to you
Are they all in there giving that fat fuck a dirty dean?