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You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 15, 2025


Abraham lincoln fours

A person shoes that look like church shoes

"Damn lorenzo you got the Abraham lincoln fours on . I don't know whether to restate the fourth amendment or praise the lord 😂".

by Raxzie boi December 01, 2021


lincoln school costa rica

K -12 private prep school for Costa Rica's elite. The school that the children of important diplomats and businessmen attend. Kids go to a variety of US schools post-graduation (from Brown, UPenn, Gtown to Penn State, Pepperdine, LSU...)

Kids who go here are a combination of smart, obnoxious, and sometimes preppy. Parties organized by these spoiled kids are sick; the drinking spirit is strong. Expect instragram posts of yachts, vacation trips to ski resorts, thailand, and lots of expensive swimwear.

You go to lincoln school costa rica?

Yeah

Fucking "pipi" (costa rican slang for "spoiled brat")

by CR Insider January 31, 2016


east lincoln high school

east isn’t bad my ass you walk into the bath room there will be damn near a hole city of feens in the bathroom also the teachers are always on your ass about fucking hoodies and hats and then u got the stupid mf in the bathroom smoking some reggie!

East lincoln high school known for having the most drop outs and suspending people for smokin in the bathroom

by thickbitch co. November 04, 2021


lincoln beard

Shaving all of your ass and pubic hairs and super gluing them to someone's face.

Bro I totally gave this chick a Lincoln beard last night at the party when she passed out.

by Rezneck March 18, 2016


Black Lincoln

They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.

Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022


Lincoln Northeast High School

Lincoln Northeast Highschool is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where very few people know what deodorant, tooth paste, and body wash is. Full of hoes.

Deodorant is over rated”- fat kids at Lincoln Northeast High School

by Skyler Stevens September 23, 2021