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You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead
Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces
The term given to someone who thinks they have a large ass but when in reality they don't.
Look at Becky she totally has Phantom Ass Syndrome
I know right
This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat
P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom
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a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.
Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.
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Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.
Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father
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The Yellow Rose of Texas, who enjoys writing sexual intercourse between her favourite fictional characters.
KT is notoriously dramatic, with a love of strong make-up and over the top costumes. KT thinks she is an opera singer, and most identifies with the Phantom of the Opera, as like him, she has a facial disfigurement and needs a mask to cover up.
Amz Dog: Oh Poor KT.. :(
Koala: Yeah, she totally can't find her mask today!
Jesus: KT of the Phantom of the Opera!
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