pick me queer

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.

Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."

pick-up fix

Something or someone that lifts your spirits or generally puts you in a happy mood.

Thanks for turning my day around; you're my pick-up fix.

Pick on Sahri day

The 28th of October is the day you can pick on anyone named Sahri and they can’t get mad at you 😊

Omg look Sahri it’s you 🐀🐀
Sahri: omg is it pick on Sahri day or something

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pick up word

To get information about something, either by a certain messenger or by rumor.

Example for "pick up word"
I picked up word that Jenny and Chris started dating again.

Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

picking up groceries

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

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Academic Pick me

A person that doesn’t put in any effort at school or work and then complains when they are failing.

Jason: why am I failing English?
Katie: you haven’t read the book and you haven’t even started the paper that’s due tomorrow.
Jason: but I don’t understand why I’m failing!
Katie: It’s because your an Academic Pick me!