Al Bundy Style

The act of sitting on a couch drinking a beer and having your left hand tucked inside your pants. Usually done while watching T.V. after dinner.

Frank Hey man, watchin' the game tonight? Jack damn straight. going home, eat me a nice home cooked meal... bang the Ol' lady and crack open a cold one Al Bundy Style

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al gore

Man who wants to prevent the ice caps from melting. Unfortunately, he's also full of hot air.

Al Gore is full of hot air but he cares about the melting ice caps.

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Side Pocket Ale

1. Bargain booze that get's you really drunk, but requires a very high disregard for one's taste buds.

2. Breakfast of Champions

3. Battery Acid

"Chad only had 3 Side Pocket Ales and he is already shirtless and trying to milk a mailbox."

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Al Gore rhythms

When your voice recognition software misinterprets "algorithms."

I texted Kenny asking how the algorithms in his computer program were working. He responded by asking me what I meant by "Al Gore rhythms"?

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Ale 8-1

A soft drink only sold in Kentucky, quite possibly the best soda ever made.

I'm going to Kentucky to drink about 5 skillion Ale 8-1's and achieve nirvanna.

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emotion(al) masturbation

Purposely watching or thinking about sad subject matter in order to purposely provoke an emotional release (most commonly in the form of crying).

The Humane Society commercial is my favorite emotion(al) masturbation material. That shit has me crying all night.

Al B. Sure!

1.) Light skin curly hair African American male as mentioned in more than 100 hip hop songs.

2.) 1980s-90s "fly guy" style of acid washed jean suit, popped collar, patent leather shoes, and turtleneck sweater.

3.) Tall slim black male with fair skin and chiseled chin with a clearly defined prominent eyebrow line dubbed "unibrow" first used in 1988 as directly referenced in multiple freestyle renditions by such artists as Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Wale.

Al B Sure ni**a with the hair all wavy, hit lake shore girls go all crazy. (Drive Slow by GLC, Kanye West and Paul Wall)

Well known in the zone and I'm still homegrown Like Al be Sure, shit I'm on my own. (Appreciation by Snoop Dogg and 213)

Foul style galore, verbal cow manure, Comin' together like an eyebrow on Al B. Sure! (Greg by Eminem)