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Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
When you are ruthlessly disgustingly humiliated in public by losing
"Bro just got skibidi rizzed and Ian Hawke'd
Can be super annoying but, HOT, and is a loving friend, they have a soft spot and has all his feelings in music he is a guy you don't want to loose, W Rizz, True sigma.
Ian James Tyler is SEXY!
The action of anyone named Ian being gay
"Ian is gay" "why?" "He asked me for feet pics" "yeah Ian is gay"
Gay retard that’s gay and stupid and no one likes him.
I really hate that faggot Ian Vasquez
a chunky ginger, usually about 5'1 1" . Usually a pedophile
He's one of those fat ginger boys, the ones that talk to little girls, an Ian Phillips.
I’m Izzy and my (unofficial(what I mean by that is we both like eachother and both know it(it’s honestly kinda dumb))) boyfriends name is ian, and he’s a mega simp for me
Friend 1: ian simps for Izzy
Me: yep
Friend 2: totally
Ian: NO