Simon

Simons are NEVER generous. 99% of them are greedy and they will just say it out loud

good boy: Ah damn, I forgot my wallet. Do you got a dollar?
Simon: Yes I got a dollar.
good boy: Ooh nice, can i borrow it?
Simon: no im a Simon, what the kankerhell do you think???

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

Simon

The devil's left-hand man

Simon is truly the devils left hand man.

Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon!

Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon