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A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.
Julie is so gassy today but thanks to her boofed out anus I have not heared a sound!
Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.
Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.
A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.
Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."
Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."
The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised
Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn
Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.
Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does
My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus
When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.
I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.