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What Manfred Mann's Earth Band wrote in their song, Blinded by The Light. But bro, the bird is a player.
Producer: So, whatcha wanna write in this song?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Little early birdy gave my anus curly-wurly.
Producer: That's totally reasonable.
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Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.
Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.
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A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!
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A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.
Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."
Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."
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The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised
Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn
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Similar to a word being on the tip of your tongue, it is a fart or poop on the edge of coming out but just won't.
This fart is on the tip of my anus.
An exclamation when someone says something and younhave no clue how to reply. Mostly used in kik chats with the intention of annoying someone.
1- Lmao
2- bitch anus blacm