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to have a rather chronic case of diarrhea;
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anal leakage
Diarrhea: loose, watery stools occurring more than three times in one day--is a common problem that usually lasts a day or two and goes away on its own without any special treatment. However, prolonged diarrhea can be a sign of other problems. People with diarrhea may pass more than a quart of stool a day.
Ever since I ate that kebab from Habib’s Kabibs I’ve had the chronic tap arse man.
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pubes that grow on your arse. Noone will admit to having them, but everyone has them.
Tom:Hey man, i got my arse pubes tangled up.
Kerry: I'm lucky, I dont have arse-pubes.
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A turd burglar. A corn holer. A poofter. A fag. A sissy boy. A swish.
Bruce is an arse bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert.
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A particularly runny expultion of arse waste that, although not quite runny enough to be full blown shit juice, has a sludge-like texture, possibly due to a curry eaten the night before washed down with some beers.
"Mate, expelled some rancid arse sludge this morning after that madras last night, i took a sample in a bag if u wanna compare it with yours, we can make it into an arse sludge competition..."
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From the Liverpool argot 'Scouse' - a runny nose, a pun on diarrhoea. Probably a skit at the glassblower's trade which would involve some straining, a hazardous practice for someone suffering any looseness of the bowels. (There is a traditional glass industry at St. Helen's, on the Mersey estuary east and inland of Liverpool.)
My nose is running like a glassblower's arse!
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'Piss-arse' is a synonym (however, not exclusively a synonym) of 'diarrhea'. The literal meaning is 'an arse (or anus) that expels piss (urine) rather than faeces'. Breif etymology: It is believed the original usage was as an alternative word for dysentry and developed a secondary usage as either an insult or as baseless slander.
Statement: I've got piss-arse from eating raw chicken
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
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To devour with speed and accuracy.
After drinking vodka and redbull all night, Susie arse raped a pizza, much to the amazement of Victoria!
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