Harken-back

Harken-back: To escape the chaos of modern life by harkening-back to a simpler time by consuming the cheapest canned beer that Trader Joe's sells (i.e. Simpler Times Lager)

Jeff, do you wanna come over at 12:30 and harken-back with us over some episodes of Gimmie A Break?

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Wooly back

Wooly back is a term used to describe someone from the small farming communities, in Hampshire, of Havant and Waterloovile. The locals speak with a strange dialect, which is a hybrid between West Country and London Cockney.

The surrounding farming villages, Purbrook, Crookhorn, Horndean, Bedhampton and Cowplain are all a stone toss away. They attend all, home and away, Havant and Waterloovile FC fixtures. The blokes will dress up as scarecrows and their wives will wear their sheep skin jackets and fur boots. All clothing will be hand made and fashioned together in a rustic like manor.

Before home games they will drink in The Heron and The West Leigh.

A towny overheard a Wooly back trying to communicate:

“Ize fram Point Seven ize is, ize been shopping in BP, we never been having a fuel problem”. “That polak served me, Dawid, he been smelling funny me babba”.

And “Ize can’t stop laffin when ize been shanting”.

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wooly back

Wooly Back Is Portsmouth Slang for somebody from The Suburbs, people from areas Such as Waterlooville, Purbrook, Bedhampton, Hambledon, Horndean and Denmead are known as Wooly Backs, Wooly Backs usually wear Sheep skin jackets and Follow Havant Football Club

"Those Wooly Backs wouldn’t last a second down here in the Town, they are so soft and useless"

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stoppy back

stoppy back.....otherwise known as after hours. Extra illegal drinking time in a pub. This ancient tradition had waned over the last few years due to new more relaxed drinking laws in the UK, but still a few 'traditional' landlords keep the faith.

local...."Anychance of a stoppy back tonight boss?"

Landlord...."Aye, just let me get rid of a few strange faces first" (usually followed by a wink)
;0)

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Back jackin'

(băk'jăkin') v.- An approved method of masturbation in the workplace in which you use the upper posterior side of a willing co-worker to rub your genitals on in a slow, sensual motion. Grunting noises are an optional way of showing approval in your back jackee, but can make for awkward moments.

Chris, noticing Curt's lusting gaze at his boner, decided a back jackin' was imminent.

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whalecum back

Its basically welcome back but in a clever funny form.

Hey, be right back.

Okay.

Back!

Whalecum back :)

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Talk Back

It's when someone makes you angry and you Talk Back,
for example your getting bullied by teenagers and you just snap

Talk Back is when you talk back to almost anyone that makes you snap, or mad
for example:
bully: Your life is so sad, ahhahah
Y/N: well because your in it!
bully: well fight me then!
Y/N: but that would be animal abuse
bully: ....alright i give up

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