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Snack offered to persons overstaying their welcome.
A parting gift traditionally offered at the end of a failed relationship.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on the way out, Batman.
A refreshing snack traditionally offered with malice intent upon exit.
Don't let this delicious door bagel hit you on your way out.
"I'm taking the kids to my mothers, i want you and this delicious door bagel gone by the time i return."
When two lesbians are enjoying some "alone time"
I heard Jane went to Emily's and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.
a vaggle but it's on your bagel!!!
your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!
When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over
Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique
The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.